Spring is sprung
The grass is riz
I wonder where
The birdies is
Some say the bird is on the wing
But that’s absurd
The wing is on the bird.

Spring is sprung, the grass is riz
I wonder where the birdy is
There he is, just up ahead of us.
He’s coming this way guys.
Oh shit. It’s a magpie. On the wing.
Shit shit shit.
Get down you guys. Keep your heads down.
Run! Save yourselves!
Oh no. Every man for himself.
My God.
I’ve never seen so much blood.

I wandered lonely as a cloud
Until you came along and wrecked it.

Spring is sprung
The grass is riz
I wonder where the sheep is
Some say the sheep is on the wing.
But what are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Spring is splanged
The grass is blue
I wander… wait. What?

Spring is sprung
The grass is riz
I wonder where the Captain is
Some say there was an unusual energy signature
In transporter room 2
Others say poetry
and Star Trek Voyager marathons don’t mix
Those people are wrong.
Divert all power to the forward shield
Prepare to erect a containment field
Hull breach detected on decks three and four
Red alert, prepare to eject the warp core.
Never mind, Harry fixed it by rotating the shield modulation
Who knows how? The most likely explanation
Probably involves a subspace conduit.
Assemble repair teams. I’ll get right onto it.
Computer, are the warp engines online?
Affirmative, but that's absurd
The line is on the warp engines.

Spring has sprung
The grass has risen
Derivational morphology
Is sexy as all get out

Spring is sprung
The rhymes are ill.
Make of that
What you will.

Garry with 2 Rs

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